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Alright Navy fans it's less than two hours from kick-off and I'm already safely in the press box, ready to blog live from Lincoln Financial Field in Philadelphia. I've already had my first cookie and saw my first "Free the Brigade" sign compliments of John Mackinnon of Falls Church, Virginia. I'm officially getting nervous. FINAL: Navy 30, Temple 19. | |||
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4:21 - Arrive Lincoln Financial
Field 5:23 – First big decision of the
night, spaghetti and meatballs or turkey and roast beef
sandwich…hmm… 5:24 – I go with the sandwich
thinking I shouldn’t get my GoMids.com shirt dirty with spaghetti
sauce. 5:33 – Referees do a microphone
check over the loudspeaker (I told you I’d tell you
everything) 5:35 – Navy and 5:39 – There are 23 fans in the
stands…that I can see from the press box 5:41 – I put mayo on my sandwich
and am already regretting it because it isn’t low-fat. 5:43 - I spot Coach Johnson
sitting on the bench with his legs crossed. He looks relaxed…so that’s a good
sign. 5:45 – Veteto just launched a
45-yard punt in practice…will he be the starter? 5:52 – I spot someone in a Navy
uniform! It’s tough to tell from
the press box, but I think it is a female officer with a seat on the
45-yard-line. 5:52.15 – Note to self: I should
have brought binoculars. 5:55 – Weather update: Mostly
cloudy with a stiff breeze, probably about 15 mph. 5:57 – I notice a sign that says
“Attack the Mac” on field level. I
guess they could have done worse. 6:10 – Navy players leave the
field 6:14 – The Navy band is here! Not the D&B, the other
one. 6:17 – No Brigade
yet… 6:20 – It’s freezing in the press
box. 6:21 – I take a picture from my
seat… 6:22 – I just remembered the last
time I was in Philly was for sports hernia surgery two years ago today…that’s
freaky. The guy who did the surgery
has operated on Donovan McNabb for the same thing…double freaky. 6:25 – No way they get 30,000 fans
for the game. 6:28 – Somebody in the press box
just said that the spaghetti and meatballs were “awesome.” I made the wrong choice for
dinner. 6:29 – I hear crowd noise for the
first time – 6:30 – One hour until kickoff –
official brigade count – zero. 6:35 – Time for a cookie run…don’t
judge me. 6:38 – Two more cookies down the
hatch, but they were oatmeal raisin so that’s ok, right? 6:40 – It just dawns on me that I
will be typing during the game.
This is actually work. 6:41.30 – Note to self: Ask for a
raise.
6:45 – Navy takes the
field! 6:47 – Still no sign of the
brigade…not good. 6:48 – I’d estimate about 5,000
people in the stands 7:00 – 30 minutes to
kick-off 7:02 – YARD RUMOR: A fan in the
parking lot told me that food deliveries to Gate Zero have been banned. Still trying to
confirm… 7:05 – Still no sign of the
brigade. 7:07 – 7:11 – Navy team leaves the field
to rather small ovation…rut ro… 7:15 – No Bill Wagner, but Pete
Medhurst says that these are the best press box cookies he has ever had. 7:16 – 7:17 – National Anthem…I’m
standing in the press box. 7:18 – Over/under for Bill
Wagner’s arrival in press box is 7:28 p.m. 7:18.30 – Fly over – 2 F/A 18’s I
think. 7:19 – I spot 3
Midshipmen!!!!!!!!! Hope they
brought their outside voice… 7:19.30 – Bill Wagner
arrives!!!! 7:20 – Press Box announcer says no
cheering from the press.
Whatever…I’ll cheer here…on the blog. 7:21 – Press Box announcer says
kick-off will be at 7:34 p.m. 7:22 – Brigade count: 4 Mids, no
D&B, 12-14 cheerleaders 7:22.30 – My heart is
pounding…either I’m nervous about the game or I’m freezing to death
now. 7:23 – Someone in the media asks
me what I mean by outside voice…hmmm…do I have a stalker/fan in the press
box? I tell him that we are
teaching our 3-year-old daughter to use her indoor voice more often…he still
doesn’t get it. 7:24 – 7 Mids come down an aisle
as they enter stadium and are greeted by (No lie) sarcastic
cheering. 7:26 – Jumbotron shows Roger
Staubach…I bet he is thinking, “Where is the brigade?” 7:27 – Four cheerleaders have set
up a “tunnel” for the team to come through. 7:29 – Here comes the Navy
team!!!!! I LOVE NAVY
FOOTBALL!!!!! 7:29.10 – I’m cheering. Take that press box
announcer! 7:29.30 – Hey wait, that isn’t the
Navy band, it’s the D&B. They
are here. They are yelling like
crazy. There IS
hope. 7:31 – 7:32 – Navy takes the field. I love Navy
football! 7:32.30 – Coin Toss explanation by
ref is taking forever! 7:33 – D&B and Navy fans have
thunderstix! 7:34 – 7:36 – Game starts! 7:37 – Pitters makes first tackle
of season for Navy 7:37.30 – Someone in the press box
grunts after 7:38 – Third down…lots of
thunderstix movement 7:38.30 – Navy press says holding
call will negate first down…they are right! 7:40 – Punt…illegal block…loud
grunts from Navy press…I grunt too.
Who is #11? PJ better yell
at him a lot I think. 7:40.10 – About 20 mids in stands
not including D&B 7:41 – Pass on first play…Kaipo
looked unsure but WR was wide open. 7:41.20 – Pitch to Reggie goes
nowhere…rut ro. 7:42 – Big pass to Shun White! “
That’s another Navy first down” can be heard from press
box. 7:44 – 7:44.30 – I’m too cold to move to
get cookies. 7:45 – I’m thinking about 28,000
fans at the game.
7:45.30 – I ask the guy next to me
how fans are here…he is from 7:47 – Some intern (?) passes out
game stats…huh? We have played what
3 minutes? 7:48 – Press Box announcer calls
Kaipo, “Kaipo”…he isn’t even trying to announce it. Good choice I
think. 7:49 – First and goal after run by
“Kaipo” – boy that press box announcer really isn’t going to try to say his full
name. 7:49.30 – Super SID Scott S.
sounds confident…that’s good. 7:50 – Ballard
scores… 7:50.10 – No he
doesn’t. 7:51 – Ballard scores…for
sure. 7:54 – Kickoff…returned to 25 yard
line…Vela on the stop 7:55 – I scan the sideline for
PJ…..don’t see him…hmmm…. 7:55.30 – I need
binoculars 7:56 – I see PJ…he was pointing
out penalty by 7:57 – Chris Swezey (Wash. Post)
makes a joke about illegal touching 7:58 – Third and short for
7:58.30 – I’m missing the whole
game to blog…note to self: Hire intern to blog. 8:00 – Offsides on 8:00.30 – I realize I am sitting
on the 8:01 – Media timeout…time for
everyone to read my blog. 8:01.30 – Chris Swezey tells the
press box that he called the timeout…get it “media timeout?” Chris is funny. Maybe he should be doing this
blog. 8:03 – Good catch by Reggie
Campbell…someone in the press box says, “Air Navy.” 8:03.30 – I am the most unfunny
person in the press box. 8:04 – Kaipo is
AMAZING…touchdown…someone from 8:05 – I see on the jumbotron that
Kaipo waved as he crossed the goal line.
PJ aint going to like that. 8:05.30 – Paul Johnson is going to
win his 100th game!!!! I
think. 8:07 – I hear someone in the press
box go “Oh, Irv (Spencer)” after he delivers a nice hit. 8:08 – Lots of crowd noise after
8:08.30 – I’d say there are about
100 mids TOTAL at the game…including D&B 8:10 – What is the first sign of
frost-bite? 8:10.10 – Another first down for
8:13 – Another first down for
8:13.15 – Nate Frazier makes his
first tackle of the year. 8:14 – Someone from 8:15: Navy 14, 8:19: 8:20: Wimsatt sack – best tackle
of the game so far. 3rd
and forever for 8:21: Navy Super SID: First career
sack for Wimsatt. 8:22: My fingers hurt from
typing…more stats from intern(?) guy.
I’ll look this time. Kaipo
has 71 yards rushing…rest of team has 17.
Sovie has 4 tackles. 8:24: After Temple pass to 25 yard
line, in sync, 8:25: 41 yard field goal
is…..good. No cheering from
8:25.30: The guy next to me calls
someone after every score. Note to
self: Investigate who this guy is and who he is talking
to. 8:26: He’s calling the wire
service to update the score. I knew
that. No really, I
did. 8:26: My bladder is full…can I
blog from the bathroom? 8:27: I wonder if they put out
dessert in the press box at halftime… 8:28: Short kick-off, short
return. Back to offense we
go. 8:29: Kaipo goes nowhere…someone
says, “He should have pitched it.”
Replay confirms this. 8:29.30: I think 8:33: FIRST DOWN! Someone from
8:33.30: I’m stealing that guy’s
cookie. 8:34: To quote Forrest Gump in the
White House….”I gotta you know what.” 8:35: Fumble by Navy…rut
ro. 8:37: Screen pass…touchdown…didn’t
we have problems with screen passes last year? With 9:23 to play in half, Navy 14,
8:40: I relieve myself…are you
relieved that I relieved myself? 8:41: The guy next to me…the one
calling after every score is watching the Phillies game via a gametracker thing
on his laptop…more stats coming… 8:42: We need to get Ballard into
the game…don’t Navy fullbacks own this field? 8:43: Big pass…no challenge…is
there replay I call out…nobody answers me. 8:44: I just notice that in the
press box is the broadcast on ESPNU…it is actually behind the real thing that
I’m seeing.
Weird… 8:44.30: The guy next to me (phone
guy) is picking up the phone…but we haven’t scored yet I think to myself. Does he know
something? 8:45: First down Ballard. First and goal. 8:46: 2nd and Goal from
the 5. 8:46.30: Touchdown for
Ballard…Phone Guy was right! 8:47: Navy 21, 8:48: ONE Midshipmen in the stands
is doing push-up. Just
one. 8:49: Kick-off return…late
hit. I yelled, “Nah” really
loud. Phone Guy is away from his
post. What if someone
scores? 8:50: After flip of a pass, I
think to myself (I’m worried about our defense). 8:50.30: 8:52: GoMids.com just went from 41
Users logged-on to 33. What
happened? Isn’t this the funniest
thing you ever read? 8:53: Ineligible receiver
downfield negates another embarrassing show by the defense. 8:56: 20-yard gain for Reggie
Campbell. 28-10 at Halftime sounds
good to me, but I’ll take 24-10. 8:56.30: Phone Guy is eating
potato salad. 8:57: Flag…interference on
8:58: Quarterback draw goes
nowhere. 2nd and
long. 1:33 left in
half. 8:58.30: Shun White…big gain…1:22
to half. I like Shun
White. 8:59: Shun again…great block by
Reggie…who lost his shoe I think. 9:00: 1 minute to play…Swezey says
he thinks we are working the clock. 9:01: A Pass inside the 10-yard
line? 9:01.30: Time out Navy. Ref left his microphone on. I can hear everything he is saying on
the field. Loud laughter in press
box! He turns it off. Big 3rd down coming
up. 9:03: Fourth down, inside the 10,
field goal coming…2 seconds to cookie run…err…halftime. 9:03.30: D&B is playing that
“hey” song where usually mids get tossed in the air. Field goal is good…24-10 at
halftime…Navy gets ball to start second half. 9:04: My wife calls to tell me
both kids are sleeping. Best news
of the night! Ok, Kaipo’s run was
better. 9:26: Back to the action…I’m
eating a soft but cold pretzel for those keeping score of my
calories. 9:26.30: First play to Ballard…who
predicted a big 2nd half by him? Me. 9:27: Lots of “ooh’s and ahh’s” on
Shun’s big run. 9:27.30: Phone Guy is eating
again. He’s putting me to
shame. 9:28: Ballard fumbles. Who said he was going to have a big
half? Not me. Can you say
Kettani? 9:29: I hate screen passes. If I was Buddy Green, that’s all I would
work on. Well, that and
tackling…and rushing the passer…and crap…I’m getting nervous
again. 9:30: We need more crowd noise
from Navy fans…anyone surprised? 9:31: We need a
turnover. 9:31.30: There is a fly buzzing
around the press box. Maybe we can
put him in on defense. 9:32: That stupid roll-out in the
flat to the tight-end is getting old.
Early prediction for next week.
Rutgers A 9:35: Wife just called…both kids
are awake. That was quick. When it rains, well, you know the
rest. I just realized I missed a
score…not because I looked at the scoreboard…phone guy did his
thing. 9:38: 9:39: Is it me or are we pitching
to the same side the whole game? 9:39.30: Kettani makes his
presence known. PJ is yelling at
someone after the play. Don’t know
who. Injured 9:42: Reggie Campbell is a good
blocker…maybe that’s why we are running to that side all the
time. 9:42.30: Phone guy is making a
personal call. I’m trying to
eavesdrop. Measurement time – with
5:38 to play in the 3rd quarter…it’s fourth down. We are going for it. It’s getting loud at the
Linc…again. Wish we had more fans
here. 9:43: First down Kettani. I think he’s venting some of that
frustration for the brigade. 9:44: More stats given to me. I’ll peek. Navy has 234 yards
rushing. 9:45: Offensive pass
interference…ouch. 2nd
down and forever now. 9:47: Where is the pass
interference on the defense? That
guy just knocked Shun down before the ball got there. 9:47.30: Some Temple guy says,
“That makes up for the other non-call.” 9:48: I challenge that 9:49: Prediction: Win or lose, PJ
will let everyone in the media know that if we play next week like we did
tonight that it will get very, very ugly.
Heck, if we play any week after this like this week, it will get
ugly. 9:50: The jumbotron is showing a
bunch of 9:51: We need a
turnover. 9:51.30: We need a new Phone Guy
because the one next to me is AWOL…just like our defense…another big run by
9:54: When was the last time we
didn’t score in the third quarter?
Anyone? 9:54.30…Last year versus 9:55 Interception
Navy…Buffin!!!!! We REALLY needed
that. Media time-out. 3rd career pick for
Buffin. 9:57: End of 3rd
Quarter….Navy 24, 10:04: 10:05: They are the Temple Diamond
Gems. They are easy on the
eyes. Maybe they have a web
site. 10:06: I am estimating that I will
arrive home in 10:07: We get a big first
down…Ballard is back. Personally, I
would have liked to have seen us go deep there. 10:07.30: It’s officially Ballard
time again. 10:08: Final score prediction:
Navy 38, 10:08.30: Another Temple
injury. 10:09: I’m never getting
home. My wife is going to hurt
me. Sweetheart, if you are reading
this…um…I love you? 10:09.30: Scott S. just asked me
if I was going to the post-game press conference. I say “yes” but I should have said “only
if you know a good divorce lawyer.” 10:13: TOUCHDOWN!!!!
Holding?????!?!?!?!?!?!? 10:15: 30,368 is the
attendance…largest ever for a 10:18: Field Goal Navy,
27-13. 10:23: Irv Spencer hits
hard. 10:23.30: I’m running out of
steam…don’t…know…if…I…can…type…anymore.
I need PJ to start yelling at me. 10:25: Another first down for
10:28: This game is taking
forever. 10:29: Another first down for
10:30: Kuhar-Pitters could be a
good one. 10:31: what a difference a year
makes. 10:31.20: Big fourth down
coming. 10:32: 10:33: Missed the point….Navy 27,
10:37: I’m dead tired. Coach, I need a substitution. Coach? 10:37.30: Phone Guy just put a
napkin under my bottle of Snapple…he’s on my good side
again. 10:38: When does temple start
using its timeouts? Hopefully
never. Don’t they know I need to
get home? 10:38.20: Press Box announcer:
“Nate Frazier blocked the extra point. 10:39: Go Shun, Go Shun…maybe I
can ride on Shun’s back to get home.
I’d be home by midnight. 10:39.20: Final Score Prediction:
Navy 30, 10:40: Anyone ever see that scene
in Liar, Liar with Jim Carrey in the boardroom? I like the part when he says “Simmons is
old. He should have been out of the
game years ago.” 10:41.20: I just realize what I
wrote for my 10:40 post. That’s
what happens when your hands cramp in the fourth quarter. Folks, I’m done. Somebody call it. Time of blogging collapse, 10:41
p.m. 10:45: Navy Field Goal by Matt
Harmon…Navy 30, 10:46: Still 1:07 left to
go. 10:47: 0:48 to go…I need
oxygen. 10:48: Interception…sorry, not
staying for Blue and Gold…I’ll say Beat Army as I walk to my car. 10:49: Paul Johnson gets win
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